Funny Karate Quotes


I teach about 11 hours/week of you karate classes, and in that time I hear some really great quotes from the kids.  This is a running post of some of the best lines we hear during training.

“I know that move – it’s martian arts!” – GHKA Orange Belt

When leading the class in a combination, this student came up with her own move and named it the “Lima Bean Punch.”  I guess when you practice “martian arts, you use the “lima bean punch”.

New quote from today – when describing a traditional karate weapon called “kama” (cicle) a purple belt said – “That’s the Grim Reaper’s popsicle.”

Recently we learned a new block called the “reverse hammerfish.”

When prepping for a tournament we always practice presenting ourselves to the judges – “Judges, my name is . . .” one young yellow belt came up and said “I am a judge.”  He got a good score for that one!

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